It was never you

no bounce sunglasses with UV400 protection

Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents

That’s the only reference these no slip red frames and polarised red reflective lenses are making

These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses

Made of Dark Matter framecolor-black It was never youAn invisible & hypothetical form of matter?! Not in these shades! With black frames, non reflective lenses & a classic square silhouette, inexplicable gravitational effects will be more than "implied." You'll be utterly irresistible like gravity.