"Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue

These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout

Plus it comes with a bonus microfiber cleaning cloth and carabiner for easy carry

Ohh 90s rom coms

you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache

Country Club Crasher limited-edition "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescueYour 'Members Only' sign wont keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half rim, dual lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, youll stay secure as the high speed golf cart chase ensues.